Creepy/unusual stuff

posted 3-28-09

Am I the only one who can't tell the Pope from the Grinch from that evil emperor guy in the Star Wars flicks? There's a little girl in Brazil who might not know the difference either.

And speaking of things that make you wonder, there's a guy who's had 98% of his body inked.

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The most important meal of the day

posted 3-28-09

Mark Twain once observed that he would refuse to go to heaven if there were no cigars there. Apparently, a good smoke isn't the only thing missing from the dining car of the Train to Glory. There's "no mo' sausage," as these fine singers tell us:

Judging, perhaps too harshly, from the look on the woman's face, I think the choice between Paradise and mo' pancakes might be a tough one for her.

The patriot files

posted 3-28-09

The all-American Dali kicks some foreign ass. He's tired of upstart little peckerwoods who dare to criticize what they don't understand. Warning: Article contains an R-rated photo.

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But I was so much older then,
I'm younger than that now

posted 3-25-09

From 60's radical activist to corporate ad man for Victoria's Secret, Bob Dylan has been the voice of a generation.

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Romancing the bone: The perfect personal ad

posted 3-25-09

Forget those dateless, lonely Saturday nights. The Dali imparts the secrets of writing a winning personal ad. [Article may load slowly because of photos.]

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Odds and ends

Updated 3-25-09

Random, brief thoughts, quotes, outrages, kudos, observations, and whatnots.

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